Which “A Christmas Story” Character You Are, Based on Your ...
A Christmas Story has stood the test of time as it remains a classic holiday movie for the season.
The iconic film is narrated by an older Ralphie, who recalls one special Christmas he asked his parents to get him the ultimate Christmas gift: a Red Ryder BB gun.
While a Red Ryder BB gun may not be on the top of everyone's Santa list, viewers can still relate to the anticipation and hope to see their ultimate Christmas gift under the tree.
Whether you were forced to wear an embarrassing outfit to appease a relative or have been challenged to a triple dog dare, astrology can give a glimpse into which character from A Christmas Story you'd most relate to. While Fire signs may relate to Ralphie's determination, Air Signs can find themselves relating to his mischievous best friend Schwartz.
Read on to find out which character from A Christmas Story you're most like, according to astrologer Valerie Mesa.
Aries: Ralphie's DadMGM
"The Old Man"Ralphie's father — known as "The Old Man" — best aligns with Aries' fiery energy. Mesa says that "Ralphie’s old man exudes the energy of Mars," especially with "his passionate (and often profanity-filled) battles with the furnace and his competitive streak in winning a major award."
Taurus: Head ElfMGM
Head ElfThe Head Elf's "practical, no-nonsense attitude and desire for efficiency scream Taurus energy." Mesa explains. She adds that "with a clear sense of responsibility and a touch of stubbornness, he resembles the grounded qualities of this Earth sign."
Gemini: SchwartzMGM
SchwartzRalphie's best friend Schwartz exudes the qualities of a quick-witted Gemini. Mesa says his "love for stirring the pot aligns perfectly with Gemini, whether he’s hyping up the triple-dog dare or bantering with his friends."
Cancer: Randy ParkerMGM/everett
Randy ParkerRalphie's younger brother Randy exudes Cancer energy, according to Mesa. "Randy’s emotional sensitivity and whiny attachment to his mom are very Cancerian," she says. "From his dramatic outbursts to his need for comfort and security, Randy reflects this moon-ruled sign’s sensitivity and crabbiness."
Leo: FlickMGM
FlickOnly a Leo placement would be bold enough to take on a triple dog dare the way Flick did in A Christmas Story. Mesa says "Flick’s daring nature's is pure Leo energy. His moment in the spotlight, even with its unfortunate outcome, resembles this Fire sign’s willingness to take risks and command attention."
Virgo: Miss ShieldsMGM
Miss ShieldsAs the attentive and organized teacher, Miss Shields is the ultimate Virgo. Mesa explains that "her attention to detail and strict demeanor speaks to this Earth sign’s practical and solution-oriented nature. She also has perfectionist tendencies and Virgos are all about constructive criticism."
Libra: Grover DillMGM
Grover DillAs Scut Farkus' loyal sidekick, Grover Dill is aligned "perfectly with Libra’s relationship-driven nature," according to Mesa. "This Air sign is also known for being diplomatic," Mesa continues. "Which is evident when comparing Grover’s approach to Scut’s dark side."
Scorpio: Scut FarkusMGM/everett
Scut FarkusAs the neighborhood bully, Scut Farkus is closely aligned with "Scorpio’s intense and ruthless nature," per Mesa. "With his piercing eyes (and terrifying coonskin cap), his intimidating presence holds power over the other kids," Mesa says. "Scorpios can also be vengeful when provoked, but beneath it all, more than often vulnerable despite this Water sign’s tough exterior."
Sagittarius: RalphieMGM
RalphieMesa describes Ralphie as the "quintessential Sagittarius dreamer" in A Christmas Story. "His boundless optimism and ability to think outside the box resemble this Fire sign’s determination and risk-taking nature," she says. "Sagittarians typically thrive in their pursuit of the impossible, and Ralphie’s unwavering faith in his Christmas wish makes him a perfect fit."
Capricorn: Older Ralphie (Narrator)Yana BLAJEVA Peter Billingsley in A Christmas Story Christmas
While young Ralphie is a dreamer, older Ralphie — who narrates the story — is a "reflective and pragmatic storyteller" that "captures Capricorn’s wise and Saturnian nature," Mesa says. She adds that "his ability to combine humor with life lessons resembles this Earth sign’s innate connection to time and value for tradition."
Aquarius: SantaMgm/Ua/Kobal/Shutterstock
SantaIn A Christmas Story, Mesa says "Santa’s detached demeanor and unconventional approach to holiday cheer make him a total Aquarius." She adds that "despite it all, he manages to leave a lasting impression on Ralphie, similar to the way this Air sign’s eccentricity and rebellion make them stand out in a crowd."
Pisces: Ralphie's MomMGM
Mrs. ParkerAmid the chaotic household she runs, Mrs. Parker's "ability to keep calm" is closely aligned with Pisces energy. Mesa explains that "her sentimental ways, selfless qualities and unconditional love she has for her kids is much like this mutable water sign."
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